Thursday, January 5, 2012

Art Generator

Tired of thinking what your next artist's statement could be? Try The Market-O-Matic (1.0) [fine arts version] With just filling the blanks, get a full statement, that would have nothing to envy to contemporary artists!

Found at Stephen Hicks' site, I don't really know if as an artist, I should laugh or cry at how it sounds like real statements. How empty modern culture is, that a simple generator can replicate it. Then again, pseudo-intellectualism never was very complex.

I remember when I assisted to art school, before we could learn varied techniques, or experiment with materials, we had started developing the skill to bullshit the audience. It was simple: take a social or philosophical subject, expand on the idea from a liberal or controversial PoV, or just add some fancy words, not commonly used, and voila!

Anyway, this is what I got:
Work of Anti-Art in the Age of Mechanical Reproduction

The mind creates, the body reproduces. In the material space, art objects are reproductions of the creations of the mind -- a mind that uses the body as a machine to materialize ideas, patterns, and emotions. With the evolution of the electronic environment, the mind is reaching a point where it will be free from the body to share immersions into the parameters of the delphic space. Work of Anti-Art in the Age of Mechanical Reproduction contains 10 minimal shockwave engines (also refered to as "soundtoys") that enable the user to make transgenic audio/visual compositions.

measuring chains, constructing realities
putting into place forms
a matrix of illusion and disillusion
a strange attracting force
so that a seduced reality will be able to spontaneously feed on it

Ros Kovac's work investigates the nuances of pixels through the use of slow motion and close-ups which emphasize the Mechanical nature of digital media. Kovac explores abstract and atemporal scenery as motifs to describe the idea of infinite space. Using static loops, non-linear narratives, and slow-motion images as patterns, Kovac creates meditative environments which suggest the expansion of time...

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  1. I got some post-art bullshit I should post on my site.

    According to the system, "my body is a zeitgeist". I've been called many ways in my life, but this machine? Hey...

  2. You should, nigga!

    Sounds almost like dada. :O
    I wouldn't be happy about it, our current zeitgeist sucks, big time.